#680

I'm pretty sure my room doesn't have CO, so why are you beeping?

#679

My brain is just a giant bingo tumbler with ideas instead of ping pong balls.

#678

Ok, fine, I fixed it.  Happy?

#677

I'm just gonna leave it like that. You can figure it out.

#676

Anything that advertises removable spaulders is cool in my book.

#675

Thats how it work, coldness comes from breezes.

#674

I actually have legit toe armor.

#673

Wait, its already December?

#672

What if you died really suddenly at some point in the past and didn't realize it and everything right now is just a death dream?

#671

Any meat can be a breakfast meat if you want it hard enough.

#670

I will put this promo code to good use.

#669

Which Metal Gear game is Banana Some White Guy from?

#668

I still don't really care about Rainbow 6 Siege but Idris Elba is one hell of a spokesman, I'd almost buy it for that reason alone.

#667

Athena is pretty cool, all I'm saying is she's not the kind of person you'd want on a 90's Nickelodeon contest show.

#666

Sorry if you were all hyped about today's post but I don't believe in a "devil" or "hell" so it's really just another number.  Either way, its probably just Baphomet or electrical TV demons or whatever.  Blame Witch Doctor from Street Fighter.